if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
*stares out window* *yodels*
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet
takin off ur bra at the end of the day
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC