dontcare

unabating:

this show is incredible

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

lindsaylohoean:

oops

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks